Starting in November of 2009 two very clever gentlemen will cash in on Park Slope's unswerving devotion to nostalgia. Milkmen Matt Marone and Frank Acosta began delivering milk to the well-heeled, Leave it to Beaver fans of Manhattan earlier this year and are expanding their business to Brownstone Brooklyn. At 4.99 a quart their customers certainly seem to be looking for something more than a daily dose of calcium. Sure it's nice to think of the return of the friendly Milkman, but what other changes might we see come to Park Slope?
Will housewives go from this to this?
Will fathers go from this back to this?
Kids will start calling their elders Mister and Ma'am. People will say Golly! and Jee Whillakers!
Divorce rates will plummet, women will stop working and stay home, kids will bounce balls, Utopoia!!!
....or we'll just be able to get some really expensive milk delivered to our door.
If you're interested in getting the skinny on home-delivered skim, check out the Daily News article on these two fine gentlemen. I, myself, am lactose intolerant.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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