[Sh]it's going down!

Looking for Free Drinks?

Hot Singles?

Cheesy Holiday Pictures?

A Free Massage?

(just say yes, trust me.)

The BK Holiday Meatup has arrived. Yes, you heard that right. And the theme? Naughty Office Party. Why not spruce up the holiday season with one night of drunken mingling?

The event is at The Bell House December 9th, and tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. Comedy will be provided by Sara Schaefer, free scotch and soda will be provided for an hour, and the Asiadog truck will be parked outside.

So bring your scratchiest Christmas sweater, your fellow single South-Brooklyners, and get ready for a night that will most likely end in regret.

Buy Brooklyn! Support the 3rd Annual Snowflake Celebration!

I wanted to bring a wonderful, "this-is-why-we-love-local" event to your attention.

Check out the web site, Buy in Brooklyn to get the skinny on the Third Annual Snowflake Celebration, taking place on December 3rd and 10th in Park Slope.

The loooong list of participating businesses will be offering deals, raffles, extended hours, free elves, and pet reindeer (disclaimer, I made those last two up,) for your holiday-shopping pleasure.

So please avoid channeling this guy, and remember to support Brooklyn's local businesses on the 3rd and the 10th!